Samuel Newman
Look at you, not using JavaScript. Unfortunately, this page is mostly a cool 3D WebGL experience, so you'll need to enable JavaScript to see it.
Alternatively, I can just describe it to you. It opens with " SAMUEL NEWMAN" (that's me) in very large text. There's a cool effect where you can only see the outlines of the letters, and three point lights are flying around it revealing the fill of the letters. It's really cool and took a bunch of effort but if you really want to have JavaScript disabled then good for you. I'm not bitter.
You can then scroll down. It says "ABOUT ME" with the same cool effect.
It then says (in normal letters):
I'm Samuel, a Senior Front-end Developer based in the UK. I have a passion for beautiful websites and beautiful code, and attempt to create both at the same time.I recently graduated First Class with Honours from the University of Kent, obtaining a Bachelors degree in Computer Science. I specialised in the study of programming languages and type systems, creating a new one for my dissertation research project.I'm currently working at Codesigned Ltd on a variety of web and app projects
One final flashy big text thing that says "CONTACT", then it says:
Get in touch
samuel@felixnewman.com
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